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Katele Fights Witchcraft Stigma 18 Years On

Former Finance Minister Katele Kalumba has debunked myths around his well-publicized brush with the law in 2002 when he reportedly invoked charms to evade law enforcement officers.

Kalumba, infamously had a laptop laced with charms which made him elusive to his pursuers.

At that time newly elected President Levy Mwanawasa had waged a vicious anti-graft campaign that entangled some of the former top officials in his predecessor Frederick Chiluba’s government.

Kalumba vanished and had police officers looking for him until they fished him deep in the bowels of Chief Puta’s chiefdom in Luapula Province.

Eighteen years later, Kalumba has decided to open up on his generally accepted wizardly side.

He was being pursued for theft of a BMW Motor vehicle and the charge of motor vehicle theft was non bailable.

Kalumba was also top of the list on the high profile personalities being pursued for national plunder.

The former national purse man believed that he was being persecuted and earmarked for elimination by the Mwanawasa regime.

Kalumba sheds light on the spooky incident in his otherwise colourful life.

Spokesperson of the Task Force on Plunder of National Resources Brenda Muntemba gave out juicy details of the black magic that Kalumba used to elude police including the intricate details about cops having to be in the nude if they had to corner Kalumba.

Some of the alleged fetishes were displayed on national television by a self-pleased Muntemba.

Below is Kalumba’s Account:

“After 18 years, I have chosen to speak the Truth”- Dr. Katele Kalumba

I have today shared the false witchcraft charms police spokesperson madam Brenda Muntemba reported, which were supposedly found on my body and which the Zambian Watchdog and Observer have so gleefully publicised about.

The Coin has the year 1962 when my father DAMSON Katele was detained at BWANAMKUBWA due to the ChaCha Cha rebellion where Luapula was used by UNIP as first Canon fodder as narrated by late Chisembele. That is the reason he refused to accept a medal from Mwanawasa. The other item is  a Jesus Crucifix cross.

The third item was a medallion of the child Jesus that only Catholics would appreciate its significance.

The large token has a lion on one side and a head of an Arab Royal.

This item is among the collections of my father’s Arab genes through MALU MALU KOMBOKOMBO of Mokoshi. KAFWI kaile NANAMA. Check the account of imilandu ya Babemba.

I need not say more on this. Hon Peter Chanshi of the Lunda nobility has said enough about Mushima Kantantu who with KOMBOKOMBO met to help Chief Chungu.

This is the chain that was taken by Police Officer Mubanga whom President MWANAWASA had given instruction to shoot and kill me on site.

The witchcraft story was false news. Why, you may ask.

I and late senior Chief PUTA Kaongwa were accused of bringing in Mai  Mai  in Zambia by President Levy Mwanawsa in order to overthrow him..a case that I took the matter to Court and it is still remains in  court instituted by George Mwase Shebele PUTA against the then Provincial Minister Chama and Attorney General. Stop.

Next I shall show the laptop.

Ask who were searching for me naked.

If the police then they are the ones who believed in witchcraft.

I have finally decided to speak after 18  years of silence.

13 Comments

  1. Charlie Koo

    Hooo BIZARRE!!!!!

    • Tom London

      So katele is truly a wichicraft . How else can he keep a1962 dated coin , a Jesus
      crucifix cross , a medallion of the child Jesus having a lion of juda on one side and an Arab Royal on the other .
      This combination is really satanic as it helped ftj s purse man elude mwanawasa . Jesus is weeping on the cross .
      Ba katele you look so old now . It is a fan world .
      Kindly give me that charm I may need it one day as well .

  2. MWIMBI CHULU

    Why wait this wrong kalu when you truly know that you are a witchcraft

    • Remnants of Luapula

      Our people were highly persecuted by Mwanawasa Cabbage Levy Patrick just because they emanated from Luapula where FTJ Chiluba originated from. Mwanawasa was an ingrite who never appreciated what Luapula people did for him to become President straight from the farm. Infact, Mazoka Kambele Anderson won the 2001 elections but ka Chiluba used international and local dribbling tricks to help him win

  3. Remnants of Luapula

    Our people were highly persecuted by Mwanawasa Cabbage Levy Patrick just because they emanated from Luapula where FTJ Chiluba originated from. Mwanawasa was an ingrite who never appreciated what Luapula people did for him to become President straight from the farm. Infact, Mazoka Kambele Anderson won the 2001 elections but Chiluba

  4. EDGAR

    I will also persue you chikala chobe atase fuck you

  5. Kabemba

    Story Izibika M’ze, otherwise why so long?

  6. Majoni Tyson

    Mr katele, denying being a wizard won’t save u instead repent and your sin will be forgiven. Moreover u ar advanced in age, just surrender yo magic and receive Christ so that u enjoy double life both here and in heaven. We will be happy to call u former wizard

  7. Ambassador Mosmuk

    Turn away from your Wicked behaviour because soon or later you are going to kick the bucket.”REPENT”

  8. MUMBI PHIRI

    chimfwiti he fucks women in their sleep that’s why we find sperms on our vaginas kakakakakaka

  9. Deuteronomy 13

    Mulindoshi bakatele after all these years that’s wen u’ve decided to speak out just bcoz Mwanawasa is dead he can no defend himself so u want Lungu to give you job kikikiki u r a wizard baba

  10. Razor

    Katele Kalumba it is easy to give your fake version of the story when you know people who were there to refute are no longer around. Truth is you stole as finance minister together with Ftj using zamtrop and went into hiding instead of answering charges. Finally you were even convicted but saved by rupia Banda who disbanded the task force and stopped all cases against you and your fellow thieves including ftj.

  11. TakTakKap

    Comment
    To all you motherfuckers talking shit bout Katele Kalumba keep yo mouths shut, yo fathers got more than what he say he had….yo keep saying Christ what do u know bout Christ…..He’s learned more than any one else in Zambia…,.so don’t fuck around with Him…..

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