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WEIRD | LUNDAZI MAN DISOWNS BABY BECAUSE ITS EYES DO NOT RESEMBLE HIS TESTICLES

Lundazi ~ Fri, 09 Oct 2020

A 37-YEAR-OLD man of Lundazi District in Eastern Province says all his children have a small left eye compared to the right one just like his left testicle and therefore, a child whose eyes are of equal size could not have been fathered by him.

Summoned before an eminent court of distiguished Tumbuka elders, Oliver Chirwa rejected paternity of a newly-born child of his wife of three previous children on account of the new infant’s dissimilarity to an important member of his genitals, namely, a left testicle.

Submitting before the village court, Chirwa, a charcoal burner, averred without compromise that a newly-born infant born of his wife Edith Goma, 19, was not his as it had eyes of the same size unlike all his other three children with Edith who all had one eye bigger than the other, just like his testicles which were of uneven size.

However, Edith prayed to the Tumbuka Court of Village Elders to reject her husband’s outlandish reason for rejecting the baby stating that; “ine chanisuzya chomene because I have not had any affair outside my marriage of two years, this child is his, I don’t know why he keeps refusing the child.”

Meanwhile, based on his unique understanding of the relationship between gynecology and ophthalmology rebased to testicles and eyes, Oliver vehemently objected to his wife’s overtures and told the Tumbuka Court of Elders that, “kulije, angakhala mwana wane yayi, chifukwa ine bose bana bane bo oneka nga nima vwalo bane so uyu mwana pala mwaoneseska maso yose ngolingana so ngwane yayi (This one can’t be my child because both eyes are the same; all my children’s eyes look like my testicles).”

Meanwhile, after considering all sciences and their relationship between the tongue and the finger, the left toe and the ear and of course Chirwa’s claim of a relationship between a testicle and an eye, the elders dismissed Chirwa’s ground for refusing the infant as no such relationship could be proven.

The elders further threatened to expel him from the village and confisticate whatever form of vegetation he was inhaling, unless he dropped his rejection of the infant, a demand he obliged to secure his stay in the village.

Credit: Kalemba

42 Comments

  1. Indoshi Palupe

    So all his children knows his balls are just like their eyes! stupid chipata man!!!

  2. Fsk

    Kkkk….Chalo chisila!!!

  3. Kawasaki

    LOL!!!

  4. HervRena

    A commission of enquiry to determine the size and DNA of the testicles should be set cup

  5. Musyani

    This guy is crazy then the article says they have been married for 2yrs,isn’t she just a baby?what’s the age of consent for marriage in Zambia.

    • Bm

      Musyani, I followed the story too. This man is in marriage with this teenager for two years. Look the gap in their ages? Also this man committed a crime of marrying a girl who was bellow the legal age for a girl to into marriage. At the of marriage, the girl was 16 or 17 I’m sure. According to the low a girl can marry at the age of 18 years. Its like he has married more than one woman this man. From this girl this child is the first born. However, its pointless for him to disown the child over the size of an eye and testicle.
      Bvuto ya ba Tumbuka is that they are ignorant and they too much into mbeba.

  6. BENARD MUGALA

    NIMBWA SAANA BERLATOMBANA KANSI BAPAKA BA STREET KIDS GUYZ. GOVERNMENT SHOUILD INTERVENE SERIOUSLY IN THE MATTER.

  7. Joe

    Shithole story, write something educative and not this nonsense .

  8. L

    He is a very stupid man with no hint of biology education in his head. He is an embarrassment to the Tumbuka tribe.

  9. Ngwezi

    Mayo kwina vanthana.

  10. Acbupe

    Azelu akumawa but now are stupid from Eastern

  11. Chofwe w

    Fwaka wanseke na bozozo abena chipata

  12. Chilubo

    Tumbukaz ibange na balani bafikala

  13. Villager

    Box 1 Kanele tumbukas give him the benefit of doubt do the DNA test

  14. Chawaka Musa

    Chirwa is a liar

  15. DANGO HARA

    The tumbuka court should consider the mans siblings he was born together with from his father, do they all look like him? Other ways can be used to tell if at all the child is truly his. A hospital can help. If it is proved beyond doubt that he is the real father, then punish him very much to avoid future ocurrances.

  16. Skylövër

    Yaba….???

  17. JMS

    Case closed as BM is saying, I also agree. Don’t worst time just arrest that criminal. He has brought himself in.

  18. JMS

    Case closed as BM is saying, I also agree. Don’t worst time just arrest that criminal. He has brought himself in without you noticing.

  19. JMS

    Let me tell you the truth, he is rejecting the wife not the child.mind you he has already acused the lady of having adautery, this is the time those take women fighting for their rights should stand, if not all women or easterns are rubish, stereotype full stop.

  20. jahcorn

    Both The Story Teller And The Characters In The Story Are Stupid Idiots

  21. Puka Mwamba

    Edith at 19 with 4 children? Bemba story teller is a liar.

  22. Wise

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 19 years 4 childrens

  23. Concerned citizen

    A 19 year old, married to a 37 year old man. Teache them genetics 😅🙆‍♂️😂

  24. Jms

    If what puka is saying the truth then your cousinship is an embarrassment which has brought in media, shameless.

  25. Butta

    Uku khuzyang’ana uku wopita kumalasha nanyawo ndindabelengepo science yantha cha koma a chirwa wezya nimo mutima winu mwana nguni pa vwasuzya imwe pitani muchite DNA pala mwanazi mukamusanga namwalume munyakhe imwe pitani ku DNA

  26. bernard

    Banzelu banachokako at that age idiot you can talk shit bullshit

  27. Man J

    A 19 years gal having 4 children for a 37 man that’s early married…..

  28. LN

    I have always known Tumbukas to be well organized and intelligent. I never knew there are serious fools like ci Chirwa among them. kkkkkkkk.

  29. Joe

    Nimwana wa chirwa

  30. JMS

    Lets analyse the situation, imagine a such idiot to be a leader what lesson will he teach the nation, and how do you easteners protect your integrity, it has shown that if this occurs to a relative, then you have no shame of underlining an

  31. JMS

    Lets analyse the situation, imagine a such idiot to be a leader what lesson will he teach the nation, and how do you easteners protect your integrity, it has shown that if this occurs to a relative, then you have no shame of underlining anyone, please these people must be avoided for the protection of our culture,bembas should teach their cousins otherwise they will be regarded useless also, this isn’t having freedom but misa are responsible, the head is the nails.

  32. EMMANUEL MWABABA

    IN THE WOMB IS THE BRIDGE WHERE TRUCKS,CARS, TRACTORS,BICYCLES AND PEOPLE CAN PASS.WE ARE BORN SEVEN BUT ALL DIFFRENT IN APPEARENT.TUMBUKAS NIMBWA SANA

  33. EMMANUEL MWABABA

    You can’t compare testicles to human being.Easterners shameful to you.

  34. Brenda

    That man is crazy, let him go for a DNA to prove who is wrong or right.

  35. Pephias Ngosa

    So easterners have gone this far.This is completely Madiness.

  36. JMS

    Even Chris testacles are like these, please choose which situation belongs to which program, ask bembas that should have belonged to ilyashi lyapanwe sonde on radio not here ba phiri mulikikopo,

  37. The BFG

    Author pliz u shud be taking time to understand yo reports. They hav been married for 2 years, she’s 19, with 4 children. Does she hav triplets? Careful with yo reporting.

  38. Lufwinyeba

    Balipena batata abo

  39. yo maps

    Ibolo,itole, ikandi… sure ukulingana ne linso awe sure. i wish i could see his fucking testicle.

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